“For the country!” Rory shouted.
Rory moved the President’s hand up and down while I wondered when Scooby was going to show up.
Rory started singing the national anthem.
Tears flowing down his face.
And still no Scooby. It was mostly just Fred, Velma and Daphne. Occasionally, you’d see Shaggy watching the action like the pervert I always knew he was.
The President woke up immediately after I finished. He was pulling all the tubes out. I cringed as he pulled the catheter out. Don’t know how he didn’t feel it.
It still makes my dick hurt thinking of having a tube up it. I’ve never had one but it seems like it would hurt.
It took the President a moment to collect himself.
“I think I just won the election,” were the first words out of his mouth.
He didn’t win the election.
It was a tense time at the White House. Most of the people there were afraid of going to jail. I wondered what for. I didn’t know why they thought that. I only watched Turner Classic Movies so I never knew what most of the people around here were up to.
But I do want to let you know that I did watch Fox News once in the lead-up to the election. The president asked me to. He said he was going to thank me in one of his speeches. I told him that he didn’t need to do that. Especially considering that I really haven’t been given a choice in any of this.