The President woke up immediately after I finished. He was pulling all the tubes out. I cringed as he pulled the catheter out. Don’t know how he didn’t feel it.
It still makes my dick hurt thinking of having a tube up it. I’ve never had one but it seems like it would hurt.
It took the President a moment to collect himself.
“I think I just won the election,” were the first words out of his mouth.
He didn’t win the election.
It was a tense time at the White House. Most of the people there were afraid of going to jail. I wondered what for. I didn’t know why they thought that. I only watched Turner Classic Movies so I never knew what most of the people around here were up to.
But I do want to let you know that I did watch Fox News once in the lead-up to the election. The president asked me to. He said he was going to thank me in one of his speeches. I told him that he didn’t need to do that. Especially considering that I really haven’t been given a choice in any of this.
If I had a choice, I’d be back home with my kids. Or maybe on a beach somewhere.
Anyway, I watched. Half expecting him to thank me by name. But that’s not the way he does anything.
Instead, he did a little dance.
If you pay attention to his hands during the dance, you will know that he is clearly referencing me.
But after the election, like I said, attitudes change. There was a lot of blame going around. I assumed that he had one since he kept saying he did but that didn’t end up being the case. Apparently, there were some court cases that said otherwise or something about him not having proof.
He didn’t seem to want to give up power.