The Hand Job

by Rip Peterson

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I wondered how I got so lucky when she invited her friend Vanessa into the bedroom with us. I was pretty excited.

I had been playing a game on my phone, probably Candy Crush or something stupid like that. The game isn’t important, I don’t think.

My wife was all smiles.

I was perplexed.

They both got in bed with me. I skooched into the middle and was erect within a second.

Vanessa glanced at me and then gave my wife a worried look.

“So, just play with it?” Vanessa asked my wife while my wife was pulling down my pants.

“With your hands,” she instructed. “It doesn’t work with your mouth or vag. Hands only for some reason.”

“You’re okay with this?” Vanessa asked my wife.

“I don’t care,” she responded.

That hurt a little but not enough to kill my boner.

After Vanessa started stroking, my wife sat at the end of the bed reading Fifty Shades of Grey or one of the sequels.

I had been hoping that this would have been an actual threesome but that’s not how life works.

She was a bit rough. She didn’t seem to want to take her time. She didn’t seem to care one way or the other that I enjoyed myself. I wish she would have used some lotion.

After Vanessa finished me off, both women ran into the bathroom.

They were both giggling for what felt like hours but was probably about the same amount of time it took Vanessa to make me come.

As they walked out of the bathroom, Vanessa asked, “How often can he do it?”