interfered with watching the soap opera Passions. I don’t remember which class I dropped but I do remember that Timmy was still a part of the show at the time.
People who stop going to school because it interferes with a soap opera don’t make much out of their lives.
I am proof of that.
So what’s the point of reading this? I’m sure that you are asking yourself that by the third sentence. If you’re still here, I don’t have an answer to that. You can stop if you want. Or keep going. It makes no difference to me.
You could use this story as a cautionary tale. Tell your kids not to be like this idiot.
But maybe you’re not going to read this for me. Which I think is probably the best option.
As you might be aware, everyone has a special ability. Well, not everyone in the world. Mostly just the maintenance and janitorial workers from my company. Kind of an open secret, I guess. Not everyone gets amazing abilities. Most of us don’t. Some of us don’t ever discover what our ability is. Like who would walk into a burning building to see if they are invulnerable to fire? No one I know would do that.
Like most things in my life, the discovery of my power was a complete accident.
It was my thirty-third birthday.
To provide a few more details about myself. I was married at the time. My wife and I had two kids. We both kind of let ourselves go. Not too much