“Oh,” I said as she tried shoving the sub into my mouth.
“It’s fun. It’s natural.”
“I guess,” was all I could say in between her thrusting the sub into my mouth.
“That’s all humans actually do,” she told me. “Eat and fuck.”
“Eat,” I repeated as the sub hit my lips again.
“Fuck,” I repeated after she pulled it away.
“Exactly,” she smiled. “You get it.”
She stared into my eyes for what seemed like forever.
“Once you try it, you’ll never want it another way,” she said.
“Hmmm,” I responded after another thrust of the sub into my face. “What other foods do you do?”
“Oh god, you are great,” she said. “You ask just the right questions. First it’s really any food that is long enough that we start at least eight inches apart.”
I took a deep breath.
“Spaghetti is fine,” she informed me. “It’ll do in a pinch. But I prefer subs. And you know those big microwavable burritos from 7-Eleven?”
“The Bomb or whatever?”
“Yes!” She moved in closer. “Those are the best. The beef, bean and red chili one. Just think of it.”
She moved even closer.
“You on one end. Me on the other.”
She inched closer.
“Each bite bringing us closer and closer.”